Written by Julie, February 24, 2020
Maybe we should fix the place up a bit before we spend 5K each on signs telling people how to get to places. Just a thought.
Here are some waykeeping sign suggestions:
Cocktail Pool Ahead – only open 3 months – $7 a swim. No diving.
Trail Ahead – May be closed if Cooper Property Sold.
Wear your boots. Not maintained. Very rough.
Grocery Store Ahead – no, wait, no one would build one for us. Sorry.
Starbucks Ahead – in your dreams.
Balboa Beach Ahead – May be too filled with townies for day use.
Marina Ahead. Just no building. Sorry.
Cortez Beach Ahead – May be closed to public if sold.
POA Subsidized Restaurant Ahead – we don’t even eat there.
Vibrant Town Center Ahead – no, wait, we ran out of money. Sorry.
Crosswalk Ahead – No, wait, we can’t decide where to put it. Never mind.
Pocket Neighborhoods Ahead – Affordable, connected, joyous, high density. Perfect.
Coronado Center Ahead – Not sure why you would want to know where it is. No one uses it. Rent is too high. Never mind.
Bike Lane Ahead – does not comply with state regulations. Pedal at your own risk.
Mountain Bike Trail Ahead – goes all around our drinking water lake. Feeling hot? Take a dip. No one is watching.
Manned Security Gate Ahead – password is open sesame.
Police Station Ahead – Please do not report gate crashers, tailgaters, or trespassers. There is nothing we can do.
Toll Road Ahead – how else do you expect us to fix the culverts?
POA Secret Meeting Ahead – time and place not furnished.
Last name withheld…due to fear of repercussions from LN