Written by Julie, February 24, 2020
Maybe we should fix the place up a bit before we spend 5K each on signs telling people how to get to places. Just a thought.
Here are some waykeeping sign suggestions:
Cocktail Pool Ahead – only open 3 months – $7 a swim. No diving.
Trail Ahead – May be closed if Cooper Property Sold.
Wear your boots. Not maintained. Very rough.
Grocery Store Ahead – no, wait, no one would build one for us. Sorry.
Starbucks Ahead – in your dreams.
Balboa Beach Ahead – May be too filled with townies for day use.
Marina Ahead. Just no building. Sorry.
Cortez Beach Ahead – May be closed to public if sold.
POA Subsidized Restaurant Ahead – we don’t even eat there.
Vibrant Town Center Ahead – no, wait, we ran out of money. Sorry.
Crosswalk Ahead – No, wait, we can’t decide where to put it. Never mind.
Pocket Neighborhoods Ahead – Affordable, connected, joyous, high density. Perfect.
Coronado Center Ahead – Not sure why you would want to know where it is. No one uses it. Rent is too high. Never mind.
Bike Lane Ahead – does not comply with state regulations. Pedal at your own risk.
Mountain Bike Trail Ahead – goes all around our drinking water lake. Feeling hot? Take a dip. No one is watching.
Manned Security Gate Ahead – password is open sesame.
Police Station Ahead – Please do not report gate crashers, tailgaters, or trespassers. There is nothing we can do.
Toll Road Ahead – how else do you expect us to fix the culverts?
POA Secret Meeting Ahead – time and place not furnished.
Last name withheld…due to fear of repercussions from LN
Minn Daly
02/24/2020 — 12:18 pm
Julie, this is so appropriate, very funny as well! Let’s hope LTD will stop this action! 😀 Minn Daly
Save hsv
02/24/2020 — 2:48 pm
Great commentary. Thx
Lewis Robinson
02/24/2020 — 12:28 pm
You should not be afraid of LN for speaking your mind
Chipmunk
02/24/2020 — 1:34 pm
You know, if we only had done the gate RFID thing then POA would be charging tolls each time a resident enters or exits. Of course visitors would not have a tag so they would be let in free.
Guess we dodged a bullet on that one!
Keith
02/24/2020 — 2:23 pm
“Julie” should be more concerned about repercussions from the realtors and Cooper. Probably is not even a property owner or would be concerned about property values. Or maybe “Julie” is actually the realtor selling the beach and trails and is trying to scare people into purchasing them.
jack
02/24/2020 — 2:42 pm
Lol, a comical satire write-up. Elect Lloyd Sherman, Tucker Omohundro, and Dick Garrison to the board and they will ensure the village is properly maintained. Elect LTD!
John
02/24/2020 — 3:16 pm
Any truth to their REAL first order of business being to go out for an assessment increase?
HSVP C
02/24/2020 — 3:28 pm
Who told you this, “John”?